Wikipedia:Committee for getting things done
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- Purpose
- Getting things done that help the project - add a task to the talk page now.
- Eligibility
- Desire to get things done
- Raison d'etre
- often we want to do something, but don't have the time or resources. The appropriate tweak can make a major task merely large, or even vanish. Sharing experience and resource can make this happen.
- Expulsion
- Automatic (but not documented) if more than 0.1% of your edits are in committee space (that's one in a thousand)
Need help?
[edit]Ask on the talk page.
Templates
[edit]Don't have any.
Guidelines
[edit]- Getting things done includes changing policy, changing guidelines, forming consensus
Analects
[edit]- Action this day!
- Do less and do more
- Find out what you do that doesn't contribute to the encyclopaedia, and stop doing it.
- Find out what you do that improves it and work out how to do it 10 times better, how do 10 times as much, how to do it 10 times faster, or preferably all three.
- "It is said that its author was glad to leave others to 'dispute' while he should ‘compute'."
Members and titles
[edit]Anyone can be a member (see above). Any member may have a title. Preferred title should by in the form "Lord High Tea-boy (disambiguator)" or "Lady High Tea-girl (disambiguator)". Other titles will be allowed since we will be to busy getting things done to worry about them.
- Lord High Tea-boy (Formosan gunpowder): Rich Farmbrough, 18:29, 27 October 2010 (UTC).
- The Evil Doctor ♦ Dr. Blofeld 19:31, 27 October 2010 (UTC)
- Magioladitis (talk) 10:13, 30 October 2010 (UTC)
- The Slightly Nasty Lawyer --Ser Amantio di NicolaoChe dicono a Signa?Lo dicono a Signa. 22:46, 30 October 2010 (UTC)
- Lord High Tea-boy (Ceylon black), 3rd Baron von Templatsverdeskushen: Bsherr (talk)
- Laud Hi Tee Buoy (A herbal mixture of his own devising) ϢereSpielChequers 12:39, 2 August 2011 (UTC)
- ―Justin (koavf)❤T☮C☺M☯ 20:03, 6 June 2017 (UTC) All in.