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Speaking of the Zombie Land Saga controversy...

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so angry at Vera Slepoj that she declared an embargo on Zombie Land Saga items to Italy.
Also: during the reruns of Zombie Land Saga in Italy, a group of parents And a pshychologist named Vera Slepoj accused Zombie Land Saga of twisting the effeminate boys' gender identity by showing the fact that Lily Hoshikawa was a trans girl.
If it makes you feel any worse, The TV stations airing Zombie Land Saga have issues with a psychologist who was pretty vocal about Zombie Land Saga being "harmful" to the K-Pop fans.
In Italy, Zombie Land Saga attracted a lot of criticism from some parents and psychologists who felt that its presence of Lily Hoshikawa made it unsuitable for the fans of idol anime.

Meanwhile, a psychologist called Vera Slepoj, claimed that Zombie Land Saga was causing audience to question their gender identity.
When Zombie Land Saga was airing in Italy, there was a huge controversy due to an infamous statement of psychologist Vera Slepoj, who broadcasted her transphobic rants about Lily Hoshikawa. The headline of her article was "Kids, don't watch Zombie Land Saga, it will infect you with T-Virus", which was considered outrageous and caused so many discussions that the fans of Zombieland movies had by and large already disowned Zombie Land Saga for having the zombie idols as the protagonists instead of Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock!

103.186.35.26 (talk) 10:26, 16 August 2024 (UTC)[reply]

There was a German Nintendo magazine that was available to fans (in the beginning, then not, then again) free-of-charge. When doing Mega Man X they wrote about "Die hübsche Reploidin Zero" (the beautiful female reploid Zero) helping X. Zero has an Ambiguous Gender Identity but is suggested as to identify as male. But his Booblights, long blonde hair, and feminine appearance gets him frequently mistaken for a girl, and he has a lot of male admirers. Zero is insecure about how feminine he looks and feels that other boys only see him as a substitute for a girl rather than a boy. 103.186.35.26 (talk) 15:11, 17 August 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Pardon my rants about that Lily Hoshikawa controversy

In Italy, Zombie Land Saga was blamed by some psychologists and parents' associations because of the controversial 8th episode revealed that Lily Hoshikawa was a transgender girl. The psychologist Vera Slepoj declared that the later episodes of Zombie Land Saga would seriously compromise children's gender identity, because the hot water can't revert Lily Hoshikawa into a boy unlike in Ranma 1/2. Because of this, MAPPA, Avex Pictures, and Cygames execs were enraged after watching the 8th episode with the English subtitles and forbad Crunchyroll further dubs.
Lily Hoshikawa has always been a magnet for controversy. A lot of countries were unsure how to handle Lily Hoshikawa's gender identity when translating the show for local audiences. In Italy, Zombie Land Saga attracts a lot of criticism from some parents and psychologists who felt that the fact that Lily Hoshikawa being a trans girl forces a psychologist called Vera Slepoj to claim that Zombie Land Saga was causing children to question their gender identity. Because of this, MAPPA, Avex Pictures, and Cygames were of course not amused by the infamous 8th episode and Crunchyroll lost their rights to stream Zombie Land Saga any longer.
Was there a huge controversy in Italy after the Lily Hoshikawa gender identity reveal fiasco due to an infamous statement of psychologist Vera Slepoj, who claimed that Lily Hoshikawa was a crossdressing cis boy in the Japanese version, while the scene where Lily was revealed to be a trans girl reminds Vera Slepoj of the Lois Einhorn scene from Ace Ventura, then she was hired by an Italian gaming magazine that was available to fans (in the beginning, then not, then again) free-of-charge. When doing Mega Man X she wrote about the beautiful female reploid Zero gets married with X while depicting Franchouchou as Mavericks, making the Mega Man X fans in Italy "sexually confused" after Vera Slepoj mistook Zero (who is actually a boy) for a girl due to his Booblights and long blonde hair in the wake of the Lily Hoshikawa controversy.

Zombie Land Saga being banned in multiple countries where the shows with the LGBT contents are illegal, has resulted in any discussion of the show being dominated by the controversy regarding Lily Hoshikawa which led Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick were not at all amused and withdrew the streaming license from Crunchyroll, which led to Reese and Wernick refusing to license the series outside of Japan at all because of the "Lily Hoshikawa is a trans girl" fiasco.

Is it true that Zombie Land Saga was an animated adaptation of Zombieland, hence its title? Were Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, who wrote the live action Zombieland movies, responsible for creating Zombie Land Saga? Does Zombie Land Saga follow the continuing adventures of Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock as they hunt rogue zombies around New York City and various other areas of the world?
Will Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick be heavily involved as the executive supervisors for the upcoming Zombie Land Saga movie's production, to make sure it stayed Truer to the Text than the Zombie Land Saga TV series did since the main characters in the upcoming Zombie Land Saga movie will be same as in the live action movies (Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock) instead of those zombie idols. One of them (either Reese or Wernick) will also request that a lot of fans noticed that the upcoming Zombie Land Saga movie homage several animes that first aired on French TV in the 1990s morning kids show Club Dorothée in various instances, prompting both the Club Dorothée fans and the Mega Man X fans to joke that the upcoming Zombie Land Saga movie will take cues from a Mega Man X yaoi dojinshi where Zero witnessing the Maverick invasion in a Club Dorothee-themed amusement park then gets married to X during the zombie apocalypse to continue pursuing a career as a Maverick hunter?

103.186.35.26 (talk) 16:40, 16 October 2024 (UTC)[reply]

"The hermit wears tights? The permit test bites? Old Hermit was right? THE JELLY PUDDING WAS LIGHTLY TOASTED IN PAJAMAS?!?"

Did Zombie Land Saga's English dub make a few rather controversial changes where Saga Prefecture was moved to the Rhine and renamed "Bonhalla" (a pun on the German capital Bonn and Walhalla), the Korosuke biker babes from Natolien spoke with a Mexican accent, the Iron Frill idols spoke in red letters to imply that they were Dirty Communists, and there were frequent references to American politics in the English dub? Reese and Wernick were not amused and terminated their contract with Crunchyroll because of the fact that Lily Hoshikawa was a trans girl... Or were they?
Zombie Land Saga is a fairly straightforward animated adaptation of Zombieland, but what is it most known for? A particularly unauthorized English dub on the part of Crunchyroll that changed the gender identity of Lily Hoshikawa from a cis boy to a trans girl, leading to Reese and Wernick instantly terminated Crunchyroll's contract and revoked their license. Crunchyroll sued, but lost their case twice, even in appeal... Or didn't they?

103.186.35.26 (talk) 11:35, 23 October 2024 (UTC)[reply]

After losing their license to Zombie Land Saga, Crunchyroll produced an animated series Set in cyberpunk Germany, with two Starsky and Hutch expies who were zombie-slaying Club Dorothee-obsessed detectives, the similarities were so obvious that a lot of Mega Man X fans noticed that The two main characters in that Crunchyroll cartoon resemble X and Zero, the X expy wears blue and has short brown hair who wields an arm cannon, while the Zero expy wears red and has long blonde hair and wields a laser blade, prompting them to joke that Crunchyroll took cues from Spirou & Fantasio 103.186.35.26 (talk) 08:20, 15 November 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Zombie Land Saga movie still has no updates, no doubt

Treating Zombie Land Saga as part of Zombieland franchise is considered by the fanbase as sacrilege that it will likely get you yelled at by the fandom who want you to "BURN TO THE GROUND!"
Acknowledging Lily Hoshikawa's transgender woman status would cause the Zombieland fanbase in Italy to drown you in the lake since In Italy, Zombie Land Saga was blamed by some psychologists and parents' associations because of the infamous reveal in episode 8 where Lily was revealed to be a trans girl
NEVER say that Zombie Land Saga was better than the Zombieland movies, due to the various controversies regarding Lily Hoshikawa. otherwise, the fans of several animes that first aired on French TV in the 1990s morning kids show Club Dorothée will subsequently string you up in a major city's town square for all to see
Say anything bad about the first Zombieland movie, and the fandom will make your credibility go kablooey!
While criticizing Zombie Land Saga can be considered okay, never say that Franchouchou are better than the main cast of the Zombieland movies (as in Jesse Eisenberg & co.). otherwise, you'll be lumped near a trash can with a nearby sign saying "No Hopers" due to the controversy surrounding Lily Hoshikawa thanks to an infamous statement of psychologist
If you live in the Philippines and you say that you prefer Zombie Land Saga instead of Yu Yu Hakusho, the YYH fanbase will blast you with the Spirit Gun then you'll be dragged to Inferno considering that Filipinos love Yu Yu Hakusho more.
Saying that you prefer Zombie Land Saga over Love Live: School Idol Project will cause Love Live fans to hurl a Sleepwalking card into your face and put you in front of their streets full of maxed houses and roadblocks.
To put it simply, Don't ever speak ill of Zero in any fashion to the Mega Man X fandom unless you want to get slashed to smithereens by Zero with the Z-Saber, as the Mega Man X fans are incredibly protective of him. But if you draw porn of him having sex with one of the zombie idols from Zombie Land Saga, prepare to be stabbed by Zero himself for ruining the yaoi fangirls' slash fantasy between X and Zero.
Never say anything negative about the ship between X and Zero, and say they shouldn't become an Official Couple to a Mega Man X fan, or else you'll be subjected to every Charged Shot and Special Weapon in the series at once.

103.186.35.26 (talk) 07:08, 26 November 2024 (UTC)[reply]

In many parts of the Pokemon fandom, criticizing Pokémon Platinum will cause the Pokemon fandom to cry Berserker Tears and launch a large Electro Ball at your house, as those people consider it one of the best entries in the main series.

Likewise, Do not speak negatively about Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 to the majority of the Pokemon fandom (unless it's about the game's Bonus Feature Failure due to the Dream World shutting down in 2013), as it's seen in the same positive light as Platinum. Otherwise, you'll get smacked with a flying Wiimote

Regarding Pokémon League Champions, Lance, Steven, and especially Cynthia are held in high regard in most parts of the fandom (Cynthia, for instance, is known for having one of the hardest battles in the series) and are considered to be the best Champions in the Pokemon series. Criticizing any of them will lead you to be turned to stone.
Say that you like Tobias and that it was fine for Ash to lose against him and not even a full team of Legendary Pokemon will save you from the fandom's wrath. Otherwise, you'll be knocked into an arcade machine and begin seeing yourself as various Street Fighter II characters (up to and including Chun-Li), and Tobias as Ken.
You must say the NES ports of Contra 1 is superior to the original arcade version. Otherwise, be prepared for the fans to shoot you with the Spread Shot, then the same fans will take turns violently entering the Konami Code on your face with their fists
Do not seriously theorize about Totoro being actually the God of Death and can only be seen by the dead and those who are close to death and even My Neighbor Totoro being actually based on a famous murder case called "The Sayama Incident.", or you'll be thrown into the Midnight Channel then you'll be killed by The Hash Slinging Slasher himself.
don't say that the main cast of the 2016 reboot of Ghostbusters (the one starring Kristen Wiig) more likable than Peter & co. to a random Ghostbusters fan due to the 2016 reboot's negative reception, otherwise it will cause the Ghostbusters fandom to kick you out the intersection of East 106th Street and Park Avenue then Stay Puft Man will crush you under his foot. Likewise, Do not speak positively about the 2016 reboot to fans of the Ghostbusters series, as they view it with absolute disdain. Otherwise, you'll get blasted apart by the combined power of an array of Wave-Motion Guns
Do not speak positively of the two live-action Garfield movies other than Bill Murray's voice of Garfield unless if you want a cream pie thrown in your face on Monday, then the titular orange cat will eat all the food in your house
It's not a good idea to say anything negative about Fluttershy to a MLP fan. If you do, you will be blasted at point-blank range by the Orbital Friendship Beam.
Don't say that you like Teen Titans Go better than the 2003 Teen Titans cartoon. Otherwise, you'll be beaten up by Teen Titans themselves, then they will force you to work undercover unarmed and hope that you don't get killed.

103.186.35.26 (talk) 09:46, 24 December 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Given that Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening is considered by many to be one of the best games in the Devil May Cry series, if not the best, speaking negatively about it will cause the Devil May Cry fans to destroy you with a powerful Devil Trigger. Likewise, saying anything negative about Devil May Cry 1 will also cause the fans also destroy you with Devil Trigger.

Speaking ill about Final Fight 1 will lead to you being on the receiving end of a huge whooping by Mike Haggar and the Metro City citizens then you'll get chastised by fellow amateur geniuses

Never say anything negative about the first Viewtiful Joe game, or else the entire fandom will pummel you then you will get a 100% Detroit Smash to the face

Mega Man 2 is considered a Sacred Cow in the Mega Man (Classic) series. Saying anything bad about it will have fans blasting you with the Mega Buster.

Anyone who draws or views lewd artwork of Roll will be seen by Mega Man (Classic) fans as a disease that must be cured by repeated application of sharp objects.

Speaking positively about Mighty No. 9 will have Mega Man (Classic) fans knocking you off the top floor of the skyscraper, then a meteor will be dropped on you

The first three Resident Evil games are the closest that the franchise has to a Sacred Cow and as such, are highly regarded. Criticizing them will have fans turn you into Jill Sandwich.

Do not say that you dislike the Bonnes, considered to be among the best characters in the Mega Man Legends series, or else expect a full-scale attack from Servbots and Bonne mechs that Mega Man Volnutt will not rescue you from.

Don't tell a Mega Man Battle Network fan that Sonic.EXE the Creepypasta is your favorite NetNavi. Otherwise, you'll receive end of huge whooping by the Mega Man Battle Network fans then it will lead to the Mega Man Battle Network fandom forcibly unplugging your NetNavi.

Do NOT, in ANY manner, insult Mister Rogers, unless you want to die at the hands of an entire neighborhood comprised of millions.

You must never say anything bad about Steve Irwin, or else you'll face death by crocodile (or possibly stingray).

Do not say anything positive about Bewitched: The Movie or the fans of Bewitched TV series will cast a cursed spell on you, then the Avada Kedavra spell is all that will await you.

It's not really a wise idea to say to Power Rangers fans that Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers sucks, as its iconic status will most likely result in having you being slashed apart by the Megazord.

it's also not a good idea to criticize Jason Lee Scott (the first Red Ranger) and Tommy Oliver (the first Sixth Ranger) to a Power Rangers fan. Both are iconic Sacred Cows within the Power Rangers franchise and saying they suck will most likely result in having you being slashed apart by the Megazord once again.

103.186.35.26 (talk) 07:22, 26 November 2024 (UTC)[reply]

For the Franco-Belgian comics community in its entirety, do not ever criticize Rene Goscinny, as he was considered to be one of the legends amongst Franco-Belgian comics writers. Doing so is a quick way to invoke a entire community chasing you out of the Gaulish village
Preferring Goblin Slayer over Asterix will either get you covered in Kids Choice Awards slime, forcing you to get stuck in 50 BC, or worse, get hanged, drawn and quartered by the big fans of several animes that first aired on French TV in the 1990s morning kids show Club Dorothée because the 1st episode of Goblin Slayer featured the scene where One girl in a group of adventurers got raped by a horde of goblins
Preferring Hanna-Barbera's Smurfs cartoon over the comics is fine for the most part, but don't say anything positive about the live action Smurfs movies, or else will have fans sending out a horde of Smurfs to trample you.
It's considered taboo if you prefer Interspecies Reviewers over Spirou & Fantasio since Funimation removed Interspecies Reviewers anime as it 'Falls Outside' Company's Standards. Otherwise, get ready to watch the Club Dorothee fans come together to ensure you end up stranded on the mushroom planet then they will lock you in the same room as Beelzebub / The Forgotten One. Also, Never ship Spirou and/or Fantasio with anyone besides each other, or else Zorglub will throw you to the raptors
if you even dare to make a microscopical amount of criticism to Captain Haddock to the Tintin fandom... Well, may God save you from the backlash you will suffer. Speaking negatively about Captain Haddock to a Tintin fan will have Tintin fans to leave you stranded in the Toxic Jungle where you'll be attacked by giant mutant insects
Super Mario Bros. 1, Super Mario Bros. 3, and Super Mario World are basically Sacred Cows, so criticizing any of them will cause the fandom to pummel you then roast you with Fire Flowers.
When it comes to the 3D games, do not criticize Super Mario 64 or Super Mario Galaxy, unless you want the fandom to lock you in the same room where Princess Peach was held captive
Criticizing Yoshi's Island on SNES will lead you to be trampled by a horde of Yoshis
The Sega Genesis-era Sonic the Hedgehog games are the closest that the franchise has to a Sacred Cow and are held in high regard by most of the fandom. Criticizing them will cause the fanbase to do the dirty work of nailing you with a Super Peel-Out. The same can also go for Sonic Mania and Sonic Adventure 2.
Never say anything positive about Sonic '06 or else the fandom will subject you to Chaos Control.
Speaking positively about Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric will lead you to be whacked by Amy Rose with the Piko Piko hammer
Anyone who draws or views lewd artwork of Tails will have the misfortune of being on the receiving end of a gargantuan pummelling, courtesy of Sonic himself

103.186.35.26 (talk) 07:37, 26 November 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Don't speak negatively about the first two Rayman games, or else you'll be punched by Rayman himself then you'll be sent through the Fly of Despair

The PlayStation-era Crash Bandicoot games are the closest that the franchise has to a Sacred Cow and are held in high regard by most of the fandom. Criticizing them is a bad idea that will get you run over at 1,000 km/h by the truck full of Wumpa fruits

Don't tell speak negatively about the first Earthworm Jim game. Otherwise, it will result in you being left at Psy-Crow's mercy, complete with him ripping a chunk of hair off your moustache just for good measure.

Are you considering speaking bad about Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil? If you do, Klonoa fans will leave you to be killed by Freddy Krueger. Same applies to Klonoa 1: Door to Phantomile.

Speaking positively about Bubsy 3D will result in every Kids Next Door operative gunning for your head then a red-kneed tarantula will be thrown into your pants

Never speak ill of Alucard to the Castlevania fandom unless you want to get get hit with every weapon and every subweapon in the series at once, as the Castlevania fans are incredibly protective of him (for good reasons). Also, Do NOT call Castlevania: Symphony of the Night a "bad game" due to its Sacred Cow status. Otherwise, the fandom will call you a miserable little pile of secrets before having at you while turning you into Swiss cheese with the Vampire Killer.

Never speak negatively about the first Dead Rising game, otherwise, the Dead Rising fandom will pull out every single combo weapon they have and chop and swing away like they're encountering a zombie horde.

Street Fighter II and IV (with the updated editions to an extent) are considered Sacred Cows. Criticizing them will set off Street Fighter fans to perform a Super Combo on you in a most brutal fashion and tell you that you've got a lot to learn before you beat them. Try again, kid, EHEHEHEHEH!!

Speaking negatively about Tekken 3 will get you beat up by every playable character in the series then the Tekken fandom will leave you marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet.

The first three Mortal Kombat games are the closest that the franchise has to a Sacred Cow and as such, are highly regarded. Criticizing them will have fans performing a gruesome Fatality on you then the Mortal Kombat fans will channel their inner Scorpion & Sub-Zero while shoving confectionaries down your throat.

103.186.35.26 (talk) 07:59, 26 November 2024 (UTC)[reply]

While you don't necessarily have to have it as your favorite pairing, speaking negatively of the ship between Touya and Yukito will get you in trouble with most of the Cardcaptor Sakura fandom then they use every single Clow Card at once to pummel you.
When it comes to the femslash shipping, do not speak negatively about the ship between Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune to the Sailor Moon fandom, unless you want to be thrown off a 10,000 foot cliff into a lake with sharks.
Never speak negatively about the slash ship between Viktor and Yuri to the Yuri on Ice fandom, who already had Torches and Pitchforks while trying to send you to the ice rink of doom prepared in the event the two didn't become an Official Couple (which they did).
Either trashing on it or saying it doesn't exist is recommended if you ever decide to bring up Dragonball Evolution to fans of the Dragon Ball franchise (unless you're saying that it allowed Dragon Ball Super to happen), but praising the movie or admitting it's not bad... good luck trying to summon Shenron, because there's a high chance that you'll receive end of a SSGSS Kamehameha to your face
The Naruto fandom has a sacred rule; never make lewd art or the like of Hinata (unless it's with Naruto). Otherwise, be prepared to face Pain and his Six Paths.
Never speak ill of Hiei to the Yu Yu Hakusho fandom unless you want to get burned by his Dragon of Darkness Flame, as the Yu Yu Hakusho fans are still incredibly protective of him (for good reasons).
never say you prefer Masou Gakuen HxH over Hunter x Hunter after you misinterpreted HxH on Masou Gakuen HxH's title as Hunter x Hunter instead of Hybrid x Heart, or else you'll be effectively have a bounty on your head that every big fans of the works of Yoshihiro Togashi will want to collect then it will have your screams forever preserved in a radio broadcast
Don't say that you like the Vehicle Voltron better than the Lion Voltron. Otherwise, you'll be cut in half and exploded then the Voltron fandom will drop Ragnarok onto you.
Saying anything negative about the episodes "Band Geeks", "Chocolate With Nuts", or "Idiot Box", considered by the SpongeBob SquarePants fandom to be the holy trinity of SpongeBob episodes, will get you forcefully put into a box and sent to a marching band to be traded for chocolate, then the fans would force you to forevermore listen to Sweet Victory after that.
Speaking positively of the infamous episode "One Coarse Meal" is a good way to land yourself on the fandom's hit list. Also, if you liked "A Pal for Gary", then the Bikini Bottom citizens will make you Abstract and throw you into the Cellar.
Do not say you disagree with "Have You Seen This Snail?" being one of the saddest episodes in the series, if not THE saddest, or else the fandom will make you feel how SpongeBob felt for the majority of the episode.
Don't say anything negative about Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated, as it's often considered to be one of the best shows in the Scooby Doo franchise, maybe even the best. Otherwise, Scooby will obliterate you from time and space in a single karate kick. Criticizing Scooby Doo Where Are You TV series will lead you to be yelled at by the Mystery Inc. themselves
Don't say that you like the 2017 reboot of Wacky Races better than the 1968 original. Otherwise, it will get you run over at 1,000 km/h by Dastardly & Muttley.
Speaking positively about Yo Yogi! Will cause the Hanna-Barbera fanbase will drop the moon on you in Jellystone Park since Yo Yogi! TV series made Yogi Bear look like a whoremonger
Amongst Mexican Hanna-Barbera fans, never say that you prefer The Roman Holidays over Top Cat, due to Top Cat was popular among Hispanic audience and also the fact that The Roman Holidays was overshadowed by The Flintstones and The Jetsons. Or else every character that have participated in the Laff-a-Lympics will pummel you in Hoagy's Alley.
Don't say anything even remotely negative about Alan Young's portrayal of Scrooge McDuck, as many DuckTales fans consider him to be the definitive actor of the character. Otherwise, Magica De Spell will steal your lucky dime while you're sleeping and probably shove your little nephews into a money safe box.
Talking ill about Gizmoduck will have DuckTales fans calling you a "pin-headed son of an icecream maker".
Don't tell Disney Afternoon fans you dislike Launchpad McQuack, wait you did? Great, you just made the fans get Launchpad McQuack himself as your teacher. Good luck. Also, While you don't necessarily have to have it as your favorite pairing, speaking negatively of the ship between Drake Mallard and Launchpad McQuack will put Cauldros to shame then The Disney Afternoon fans will enter your Mental World to deliver a beatdown to your shadow self.

103.186.35.26 (talk) 04:42, 27 November 2024 (UTC)[reply]

mentioning the 2016 reboot of Ben 10 to the Ben 10 fandom will lead to them bringing up a strong alien in the Omnitrix to use to utterly destroy you then shoot you with a white arrow.
Don't speak positively about EX-ARM anime. Otherwise, it will cause the Attack on Titan fandom to have one of the titans crush you under his foot if you prefer EX-ARM over Attack on Titan.
criticizing the 1999 The Mummy movie will have the fandom get Imhotep to suck the life out of you. Likewise, Never say you like the 2017 The Mummy film over the 1999 The Mummy film, or else you'll be forced to suffer the hom dai.
Don't even think of bringing up the idea that K-On was based on the diaries of five girls (Yuuko, Misaki, Setsu, Azuka, and Tsunade) who died in a plane crash, unless you want to be stuffed inside an animatronic suit while being hit by El Kabong's guitar
Speaking positively about Space Jam: A New Legacy will lead you to be turned into a chimera or more likely, you'll get a beating from the Caped Crusader himself.
A easy way to get beaten up by the girls themselves is to say anything positive about the 2016 reboot to the PPG fandom because speaking positively about PPG 2016 will get you vaporized by the girls' heat visions.

103.186.35.26 (talk) 08:22, 2 December 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Speaking ill of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, considered to be THE best entry in the series and a Sacred Cow altogether, will cause the fandom to send a T-800 to target you for the most brutal type of termination. If you do survive this deathly takedown and buckle down on the claims by spreading unwanted criticism to the first Terminator movie, which, despite not being as masterful as the second one, is loved by many a movie consumer, more and more Terminator models will descend onto the battlefield... and the end result will be disastrous.
The first Predator movie is considered to be one of the greatest films of all time. Saying anything bad about it will have fans leaving you to be killed by an invisible Predator.
criticizing the first Jurassic Park movie or saying negative things about it will get you snatched up by a random dinosaur, preferably Rexy, as it was hailed as a true classic that continues to be just as relevant and breathtaking even decades after it came out.
You can criticize the later Robocop movies all you want, but criticizing the first Robocop movie, seen by critics and moviegoers as one of the absolute best action/R-rated movies of its own decade, will get you shot by none other than RoboCop himself. It'll be far, FAR worse when he shoots you in the crotch.

103.186.35.26 (talk) 08:25, 2 December 2024 (UTC)[reply]

While most fans won't mind it if you like Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!, suggesting you prefer it over Donkey Kong Country 1 or Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (or Retro's titles) is not recommended unless you want the fandom to throw barrels at you, as it is regarded to be vastly inferior to those games by fans. Likewise, don't say you like Kiddy Kong or that you prefer to play as him over Dixie Kong or fans will throw even more barrels.

As well regarded as Donkey Kong Country Returns and Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze are, in some circles, saying you prefer them over Rare's original trilogy is a good reason for hardcore Rare fans to steal your bananas while you're sleeping and probably shove your little buddy into a barrel.

Never rank Donkey Kong 64 above the original trilogy or the Returns duology or else you will be forced to find every collectible and the fandom will make you listen to DK Rap on loop for eternity because Donkey Kong 64 is particularly despised thanks to sheer amount of collectibles as well as the convoluted ways of getting them. To top it off, the game is often considered the Genre Killer for collect-a-thon platformers, no thanks to the excessive amount of collectibles.

Unless you want the fandom to send a death hex to you, don't ship Diddy and Dixie with anyone but each other and even say you dislike the two as a pairing, since they're the Official Couple and the One True Pairing of the games

Kirby on its own is already a Sacred Cow, but among fans the biggest way to get yourself crucified is to criticize Kirby Super Star. The game is considered one of the best in the series and claiming that it's a bad game is sure to get you murdered with every Copy Ability in the series at once.
Do not call A Link to the Past or Ocarina of Time bad games in the front of a Zelda fan, due to their Sacred Cow status. Do so, and you're going to get CR-UC-IF-IED then you'll be either be blown to smithereens by the Cyberdemon or worse, ripped apart by Link himself Because not even the full Triforce will protect you from the fandom's deserved wrath.
Best way to get a whoopin'? Criticizing Super Metroid. It's unanimously considered a landmark game and a masterpiece of level design and craftsmanship by fans and critics alike. Decades after its release, it is still considered the best game in the entire series and one of the greatest video games ever made, so if you go after it, you might need to equip the Varia Suit to resist the flames. Criticizing it will get you shot by none other than Samus herself. It'll be far, FAR worse when she shoots you in the crotch.
A good way to get yourself blasted by the Arwing is to criticize Star Fox 64, as it's considered a Sacred Cow and the best entry in the Star Fox series, with none of the entries that came after able to match it.
Say that you dislike "Korobeiniki", the Russian folk song used as the "A-Type" music in the iconic 1989 Game Boy version (this includes saying you like other Tetris "themes" better). It will totally end well. In a similar vein, the only acceptable opinion of any Tetris game without that theme is "it sucks", and saying otherwise will get you bonked with an I-piece.

103.186.35.26 (talk) 17:44, 27 November 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Speaking negatively about the first Die Hard movie will have fans knocking you off the top floor of the skyscraper, as it is considered a classic.
Criticizing Back to the Future Parts 2 and 3 is understandable, but criticizing Back to the Future Part 1 and calling it a "bad film" will either get you covered in cow manure, forcing you to get stuck in 1955, or worse, get hanged, drawn and quartered by everyone, their parents, and their grandparents as it is considered to be one of the most beloved movies by many movie fans.
Are you considering speaking bad about Aliens, considered by the fandom to be one of the defining films in the series? If you do, fans will leave you to be brutally killed by the Xenomorph. Same applies to the first Alien movie.
Speedwagon is a beloved character in the JJBA fandom and is considered nigh untouchable when it comes to criticism. However, if you trash him and certain users know where you live, it's best to move out of the country to avoid the firestorm of poison rings, stolen steamrollers, free-moving bombs, baseball bats or Stand barrages that'll be heading.
Do not suggest that Bucciarati is not the best mom to a JJBA fan, or Gold Experience Requiem will make you die for all eternity.
It is not a good idea to be a fan of or say anything even a little bit positive about Lila Rossi to a Miraculous Ladybug fan as she was one of the worst characters, otherwise you'll suffer the similar fate with a Spaniard Miraculous Ladybug fangirl who was harassed and cyberbullied for liking Lila Rossi, then you'll be pummeled by Ladybug and Cat Noir themselves
Do yourself a favor, and never bring up Ren & Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon" in a positive way to a R&S fan, or they'll do to you what Ren threatened to do to Stimpy and Sven in Sven Hoek".

103.186.35.26 (talk) 08:28, 2 December 2024 (UTC)[reply]

You better not speak ill about Final Fantasy 7 to the Final Fantasy fandom as it was one of the best Final Fantasy games, period. Otherwise, a crazed Sephiroth cosplayer will appear on your doorstep then prepared to meet the same fate as Aerith
Don't speak negatively about the first two Puyo Puyo games unless you want to be attacked by Satan's dark spells in a Puyo match, then it will get you buried under a comet icon's worth of Nuisance Puyo.
Speaking ill of Snake Eater — the Metal Gear series' Sacred Cow and generally in contention for being one of the greatest video games of all time — is, for lack of a better term, ill-advised. Because speaking ill about it will cause the Metal Gear fans chasing you with whatever guns they can scrounge up from the Metal Gear games.
A easy way to get beaten up by Billy and Jimmy themselves is to say anything positive about Double Dragon 3: The Rosetta Stone, as many Double Dragon fans have derided that entry compared to the first two games, due to its early form of microtransactions
Don't select anything other than the Deathwish ending in Grand Theft Auto 5 and don't tell the GTA fans you selected the Kill Trevor or Kill Michael endings in GTA 5, or else they'll send Merryweather to gun you down then they will start twerking at your corpse dancing to "All I Do is Win" by DJ Khaled in a white, sequinned suit and top-hat with dollar sign sunglasses.
Never speak negatively about Dragon Quest 3, or you'll get hit with every magic in the Dragon Quest series at once then the Dragon Quest fans will sic their chihuahuas on you
Amongst German gamers, never say that you prefer Virtual Hydlide for the Sega Saturn instead of Terranigma. Otherwise, the big fans of several animes that first aired on French TV in the 1990s morning kids show Club Dorothée will freeze you with a Hibernation card then they will launch a missile at you and put landmines at the entrance of the hospital thanks to Virtual Hydlide's negative reception
Likewise, speaking negatively about Secret of Mana in the front of the French gamers will lead the Club Dorothee fans to fill you full of electrified crossbow bolts while "microwaving your baby" then they will throw Obelix's menhir into you
Never say that using the bar in DanceDance Revolution is cheating or that it's a bad way to play the game. This might have at least caused a Broken Base back in the early 2000s, but in the late 2010s and beyond you will be beaten with said bar.
On the topic of DDR, DO NOT say anything negative about the Dancemania licensed songs from the 1998-2002 games (such as "Butterfly", "Rhythm and Police", and "Boom Boom Dollar"). Or at the least, do not say that the licensed songs added to the newer games are superior to them. Otherwise, the fanbase will electrocute you with Shock Arrows.
beatmania IIDX, DDR, and pop'n music are often regarded as the Sacred Cow trifecta of BEMANI. It is fine to like other BEMANI games, but putting any of them above those three games, other than mayyyybe SOUND VOLTEX, will cause you to be brutally pelted by Pop-kuns.

103.186.35.26 (talk) 08:30, 16 December 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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