User:TheRedactedDumpster

Heyo! I am a human. and so are you... I think... If you aren't human, and can fully comprehend all of this... maybe stop reading this user page and go read all 6,914,690 articles that are available on the English Wikipedia instead to make you go crazy and explode your brain (if you even have one), huh? Oh well, if you're a human, hopefully you'll have a good rest of your Friday, then!

Perhaps the weirdest bit of text you will read today (designed for humans to read):

Useless userboxes, go!

This user lives in New Jersey.

This user is of Georgian ancestry.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

ka-1ამ მომხმარებელს შეუძლია წვლილი შეიტანოს ქართული ენის ცოდნის ელემენტარულ დონეზე.

ru-0Этот участник не понимает русский язык.

🦆A duck walked up to a lemonade stand...

This user is interested in the Danube.

This user likes winter evenings.

This user supports a free, independent, undivided, and fully restored Ukraine.

This user subscribes to Life of Boris.

This user loves sunsets.

This user loves spicy foods.

This user scored (225) on the Wikipediholic test (revision (1244580603)).

This user has been featured in a newspaper.

GThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

Have you played the game Dos, by any chance?

When people say [REDACTED] on the Internet... oh my!

H is objectively the best letter in the English lexicon. And so is Steamy BoatMc StirHead, as well as this elephant for no reason.

Funny fun facts:

• Every country on Earth is a third-world country, since the Earth is the third planet from the Sun.
• I once clicked the random article button, and got this article back.
• The United States 2024 presidential election involves candidates that aren't Artificial Intelligence bots in a trench coat.
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• Kazakhstan existed on 19 May 1998 as a real country.
• More people should ponder about why ghosts don't have sheets in the real world.
  

Everything below this is false information that is only there for entertainment purposes, just like The Onion, or something.