Hello there random user. My name is Sebastian. I am interested in almost anything, and I'll probably become interested in anything someone introduces me to.

About

This user is a Dungeon Master.

C++-1

This user is a beginner C++ programmer.

JS-3

This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.

HTML-2

This user is an intermediate Hyper Text Markup Language programmer.

CSS-2

This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets programmer.

US

This user uses American English.

Z

This user calls it zee.

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This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

,

This user supports the use of the
Oxford comma.

’s

This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

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!!!

This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

Hyperbole is destroying the Earth!

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

~~you~~ one

This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

This user is interested in aviation.

This user loves
Warbirds from World War 2

This user is serious. And don't call them "Shirley".

This user's favorite airline is Southwest Airlines.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user does not know how to drive a car.

Q5

This user owns an Audi Q5

This user is a Mercedes-Benz enthusiast.

This user knows just enough about computers to be dangerous.

This user has an account on GitHub.

This user is both
White & Nerdy

KB

This user asserts that a kilobyte is 2¹⁰ bytes, not 10³ bytes.

This user uses a PC.

Lipsum

This user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.

This user exclusively uses the Times New Roman font.

This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza.

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

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There are
10
types of people: those who read binary and those who don't.

This user is hopelessly addicted to editing Wikipedia.

KILROY WAS HERE!

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user has a habit of slapping the 'citation needed' template on a paragraph or two, and then calling it a day.‹The template Fake citation needed is being considered for merging.› ^{[citation needed]}

In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia reads you.

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N W

This user is never wrong. Once,

he thought he was wrong,

but he was mistaken.

This user supports the right to arm bears.

This user will find the humor in anything with a funny side.

This user likes jokes and humor.

This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

This user is proudly made from 100% recycled matter

DEV

This user develops a website.

D&D

This user participates in
WikiProject
Dungeons & Dragons.

Location

I attend school in St. Louis but I also visit Kansas City a lot. I've lived in both places for over five years each.

Interests

I like computer programming and math, and I'm part of an FTC (FIRST Tech Challenge) team in St. Louis. I also like Buffalo Wild Wings and I've gotten as far as the Mango Habanero sauce on the hot scale.