User:SBD1138

Hola, konichiwa, guten tag, and hello. Sorry if I misspelled anything but I don't speak Japanese and I can't put accented letters in this. Those are all the ways I know to say hello. DON'T JUDGE ME!!! I like bacon, cheese, comedy movies, and oh yeah, I'm a guy. I love sci-fi movies and fantasy novels. I am mildly obsessed with Godzilla, Star Wars, Star Trek, and I wish I were a super-cool Ninja dude. I love the following TV shows: Scrubs, Mythbusters, Naruto, One Piece, Friends, Seinfeld, Da Ali G Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, How I Met Your Mother, and I think that Jimbo Wales is god.DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

Today is 24 December 2024

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user is diurnal.

This user is nocturnal.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

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This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

This user is a member of [SBC Global name].

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user's Internet service provider is AT&T.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.

XP

This user uses Windows XP.

W

This user contributes using Microsoft Word.

This user contributes using a PC.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

I

This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

Ph

This user is a fan of Physical comedy.

Ph

This user is a fan of Physical comedy.

SU

This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user is a Marxist,
with a Groucho tendency.

This user knows Who's on First.

Git-R-Done!

This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.

БОРАТ

This user is a fan of Borat.

The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in their own right.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chili.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats popcorn.

This user eats potato chips.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user loves sausages.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats cantaloupes.

This user loves oranges.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user eats pears.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats bagels.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user loves pancakes.

This user loves pasta.

This user is a waffle eater.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user hates iceberg lettuce salad.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user loves to eat beef.

This user eats chicken.

This user loves brownies.

This user loves cake.

This user eats candy corn.

This user eats chocolate.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user eats M&Ms.

This user likes pie.

PS

This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs

This user eats Swedish Fish.

This user eats cookies.

This user eats Gingerbread Cookies.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks milk.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user drinks water.

This user takes his/her coffee with number cream creams and number sugar sugars.

This user drinks green tea.

This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

S-1

This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user is a checkers player.

This user enjoys chess.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is addicted to video games.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

X

This user plays the Xbox.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

fan-3

This user thinks that Halo is the best video game series ever established.

AC

This user plays the Animal Crossing series.

This user plays the Halo series.

JK

This user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.

This user likes to ride lines.

This user thinks LEGO Star Wars and its sequel are two of the greatest video games ever.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

MINE-1

This user is a beginner minesweeper.

D'NI

This user plays the Myst series.

File:2004 07 23 Pacman-8156.JPG

This user really wants that thing...

This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.

RCT

This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

This user is a Super Smash Brother!

This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Zelda and Sheik.

THPS

This user plays the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series.

This user plays the Star Fox series.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

Nayru... Din... hot. Farore... not.

This user is Dark Link. Do what he says or die. Look, Link behind him's even about to bow.

Congrats! This user found the Triforce!

fan-3

This user's favorite computer or video game character is Master Chief.

This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

This user is interested in the Crusades.

band-3

This user likes All American Rejects.

band-3

This user likes Green Day.

band-3

This user likes Bee Gees.

fan-3

This user loves "Weird Al" Yankovic.

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

This user enjoys pop music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user has an iPod.

This user is interested in psionics.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

XD

This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

This user enjoys origami.

This user enjoys singing.

This user is fascinated by Sharks!

This user does not smoke.

This user is a Lego enthusiast

This user just sank your battleship.

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

This user is a Transformers fan.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user is a book lover.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

CSL

This user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.

HP

This user is a Harry Potter fan.

S	This user is a Slytherin.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

DON'T PANIC

Through a time warp this user edits the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

This user enjoys films.

mach

This user watches machinima.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

IMF

This user is gonna need some anti-freeze.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.

Kong

This user could lick the world.

This user is a man-eating talking plant.

ND

This user is
pretty good with a bo staff.

PotC

This user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

This user should have bought a squirrel.

Hoopla!

This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

STAR WARS

This user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other.

This user actually liked The Phantom Menace.

This user wishes they owned an
AT-AT.

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This user wants a Star Destroyer

STAR WARS

This user would shoot Greedo first.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

This user knows that the power of both symbols can lead to the balance of a lightsaber. You are now dismissed.

This user secretly wants to be the White Power Ranger

rvb

This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic.

Caboose

This user likes food-nap time.

Donut

This user believes that it's not pink; it's lightish red!

STAR TREK

SBD1138 is a fan of Star Trek.

ST

Trek

This user is a Trekkie or Trekker.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

This user is a heroic Autobot.

her?

This user is a fan of Arrested Development.

This user is a fan of Friends.

#270

~~Vandalized Wikipedia~~
Sorry! - Earl Hickey

D.M.

This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office.

W.H.

SEIN

This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

70s

This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

DIP

This user did not want to be Drunk In PUB-LIC.

SNL

This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

TDS

This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

COCO

CO CO-CO CO CO CO-CO CO. CO-CO CO CO CO CO-CO-CO CO!

FOP

This user is a fan of The Fairly OddParents.

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.

CL

This user really likes Code Lyoko, and doesn't care that 90% of people call it a kids' show.

This user likes Xiaolin Showdown

LilyMu

This user was going to become Kappa Mikey, but his lottery ticket was blown out of his pocket.

This user enjoys comics.

C&H

This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

The Far Side

This user reads The Far Side.

G

This user does not like Mondays.

nin-1

This user is a Genin.

This user is a Leaf Villager.

Rock
Lee!

This user is the handsome devil of the hidden leaf village known as Rock Lee!

忍者

This user lives by their own Way of The Ninja.

Bobobo

This user has the power of the Fist of the Nose Hair.

★

This user is a fan of Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Super.

This user is a One Piece fan.

遊戯王

This user enjoys Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series... In America!

This user watches Xiaolin Showdown.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user is proud to be a United States citizen.

This user has visited 6 of the 50 United States.

6

This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user would like to wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

This user would like to wish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.

mum

This user would like to wish all the mothers of the world a happy Mothering Sunday.

This user would like to wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

This user would like to wish you a happy Easter.

This user would like to wish you a happy 4th of July.

Hurricane Katrina
May we never forget…

In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…

This user would like to wish you a happy Halloween.

This user would like to wish you a memorable Veterans Day.

This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree.

:-]

This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.

This little tag you are reading is a userbox.

This user doesn't think all userboxes should go away but wishes the boxwar would.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

MORE

This user has more userboxes.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

ubx

This user uses userboxes.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user has no userboxes on their userpage.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

For those obsessed with humor and parody, SBD1138 also has a user page on Uncyclopedia.

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.

WPC

This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club

This user is a Wikipedian.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

This user assumes good faith.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

Non nobis solum

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

EW0

This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any.

This user spends far too much time editing their user page.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

J	This user trusts Jimbo.

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