User:Reedmalloy

Michigan Stadium
"The Out House"
	Michigan Stadium
Location	1201 South Main Street; Ann Arbor, Michigan 48104-3722
Owner	scUM
Construction
Broke ground	Didn't. Broke wind instead.
Demolished	Nov 28, 2015 42 - 13

Reedmalloy
Reedmalloy
	Police career
Department	Whoville PD (1970-1985); S. Limbo PD (1986-2004)
Service years	1970-2004
Rank	Patrolman: 8-10-1970; Sergeant: 11-21-1978; Police Officer: 10-8-1986; Chief: 6-14-1992

Today is 23 December 2024.

It is approximately 7:05 PM where this user lives (South Limbo, Ohio).

Pachelbel, Canon in D

Performed and realized on synthesizers by Jeffrey Hall.

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As of January 21, 2016, I have 75k edits (everything included; I've forgotten where to find the edit counter breaking it down into article edits, user page edits, etc.). This is not a brag but a cautionary statement. Wikipedia is one of the all-time great concepts in history, but it is REPLETE with gag.

(1 Aug 2013, updated 24 Jan 2014, 30 Jan 2015, 21 October 2015) And that was then! It has now been estimated that there is enough gag within these cyber pages to choke every man, woman, child, and frog on the face of the earth ~~twice over~~ ~~four times over~~ ~~eight times over~~ sixteen times over (it's growing geometrically as we speak). ~~I'm sure~~ this is truer than ever, ~~but I've stopped letting it bother me.~~

TODAY

Edit count

Jan 18, 2016: Buckboard 24788 (February 4, 2006); Reedmalloy 50498 and counting (April 11, 2008); logged out: ? Combined this would place me 605th among addicted wikipedians world-wide

Who I am

I picked three musical user boxes, but there are more than two dozen I could rotate, Debussy, Chopin and AC/DC foremost. Without music, we are drones.

I am not an expert on anything. But I once learned to read, and to think, and to correct my many mistakes.

I recently found this (slightly pretentious) infobox and making one for myself seems the best use of it, and that questionable, but just the same you'll still have to decipher for yourself where these places are.

Quotes to live by

Martin Brody: "I can do anything. I'm the chief of police."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Good works should never be forgotten

A masterpiece of guerrilla art------------------------->

Word-a-day

Fun and Beautiful Words

Rokovoko, an island far away to the West and South. It is not down on any map; true places never are.

Heroic people

Lieutenant Colonel Ronald Edward Storz, USAF
There is heroism in resistance, greater heroism in honor, and the greatest heroism in selflessness.

User boxes

This user is a member of the Association of Inclusionist Wikipedians.

The motto of the AIW is conservata veritate, which translates to "with the preserved truth".
This motto reflects the inclusionist desire to change Wikipedia only when no knowledge would be lost as a result.

This user lives in the
United States of America.

This Wikipedian was a member of the United States Air Force.

incl

This user is an inclusionist.

This user was a USAF 81150.

This user works at the University of Dayton.

Brulé Lakota blood flows through this user's veins.

This user is interested in the U.S. State of Ohio.

This user lives near Dayton, Ohio.

CCR

This user is flying 'cross the land, trying to get a hand.

This user enjoys listening to J.S. Bach.

James Joseph Croce was a musical philosopher for the common man.

This user is a prostate cancer survivor.

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This user currently has
no spouse.

dad

JOHN is a father of 3 great kids.

This user was a Patrol Officer for 13+ years.

This user was a Sergeant for 6+ years.

This user was a Chief of Police for 12 years.

This user plays golf.

This user is a fan of the
Ohio State Buckeyes

UD	This user is a fan of the Dayton Flyers.

SF

This user is a fan of the
San Francisco Giants

NYR

This user is a fan of the
New York Rangers.

AF

This user is a fan of the
Air Force Falcons.

This user is owned by FIVE cats. Buttons, Gracie, Shadow, Ladybug and this one, Beanie.

This user loves dogs too.

This user is captivated by Veronica Lake.

TU

This user attends or attended Trinity University.

AUHK

This user is an Alumnus of the University of Hard Knocks

UHK Motto

"Murphy Was an Optimist."

projects/wiki résumé

This user has been on Wikipedia for 18 years, 10 months and 19 days.

This user helped promote 5 featured articles on Wikipedia.

This user has helped promote 5 good articles on Wikipedia.

This user has created 97 articles on Wikipedia.

This user has overhauled 96 articles on Wikipedia.

This user is a COLLABORATOR: 92 times on Wikipedia.

This user is a member of the Military aviation task force
of WikiProject Military history.

This user is a member of the
United States military history task force of WikiProject Military history.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Military history.

This user participates in
WikiProject College football.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject Baseball.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Law Enforcement.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject Indigenous peoples of North America.

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This user can write HTML.

HIS

This user's favourite subject is History.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using Windows 7.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user is a WikiFaerie.

Other

		The Airborne Warfare Barnstar
		To Reedmalloy, for his extraordinarily hard work editing, maintaining and generally helping out on articles about airborne warfare. Skinny87 (talk) 16:27, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

	The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
	Thank you, thank you , thank you for the outstanding work you did on the 38th Bomb Group page. My father served in the 822nd, and I am webmaster for the 38th Bomb Group Association. I'm also a Buckeye! Tombehrens (talk) 00:09, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

		The Original Barnstar
		For you work on the article about The Hump -- PBS (talk) 11:20, 25 September 2012 (UTC)

		The Half Barnstar
		For your collaboration with Hawkeye7 (talk · contribs) on the articles Silverplate and Paul Tibbets, you are hereby awarded the Right Half of the Half Barnstar. Congratulations! For the Military history Wikiproject Coordinators, TomStar81 (Talk) 07:29, 29 January 2015 (UTC)

		The Epic Barnstar
		For your 2014 contributions to multiple history related articles you are hereby award this Epic Barnstar. Congratulations! For the Military history Wikiproject Coordinators, TomStar81 (Talk) 07:37, 29 January 2015 (UTC)

	The Original Barnstar
	I'm writing a biography of pioneer aviator Eugene Ely. In an Afterword, I'm summarizing the post-1911 lives of other aviators whose lives intersected his. Your Wikipedia article on Beck is outstanding. Jzobel (talk) 19:13, 5 October 2015 (UTC)

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