User:LOOKIE MILK!

About me

This user listens to country music radio.

FMThis user has an FM radio.

Puppy BowlThis user's favorite sporting event is the Puppy Bowl.

Git-R-Done!This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

This user is a hunter.

CThis user watches
The Colbert Report.

This user is American by birth, but Southern by the grace of God!

This user is a participant in WikiProject Neutrality.

Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

This user is a deer hunter.

rant	It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.

This user is a capitalist.

This user knows that tax cuts increase freedom and growth, but believes they should be within reasonable limits to allow for social spending.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user believes that abortion should be legal but strongly discouraged.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.

This user is against the ban on smoking in public places.

This user does not use drugs, but figures people should be able to use recreational drugs in their own home if they're responsible about it.

This user does not trust politicians who praise public schools while sending their own children to private schools.

This user opposes removing guns from the civilian populace.

Just say NO to political correctness.

This user expresses disgust at the way celebrities choose to live their lives.

Entertainment is a commodity.
News is a right.^†

This user supports the United Nations

This user supports WAR IN SPACE!

This user believes that Ronald Reagan was the greatest President to serve the United States.

Ninja stars rock!!!

This user is a bibliophile.

This user knows that there IS NO EXIT.

This user is a Bible reader.

This user believes Jesus is still relevant in modern times.

This user hates it when cool images are deleted.

This user is interested in their family history.

This user collects every U.S. Cent they can find.

???This user is interested in interest.

This user prefers Blu-ray over DVD. ±

This user raely leiks Encyclopædia Dramatica.

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user is interested in Calvinism.

This user prays.

AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.

cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.

Diff EThis user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available.

1337	7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!

This user loves video game easter eggs, and is a master at finding them.Like this, for example!

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.

This user plays the Xbox.

This user kicks butt at Tetris.

AThis user is stabbing you in the back when you least expect it with his/her assassin in Guild Wars

RThis user strikes enemies from afar with his/her ranger in Guild Wars

This user wishes there was a keyboard in Rock Band. +

This user prefers to play guitar while playing Rock Band. +

This user plays Guitar Hero on medium.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

This user thinks LEGO Star Wars and its sequel are two of the greatest video games ever.

CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.

This user loves their Companion Cube.

SMPThis user enjoys playing Sid Meier's Pirates.

This user is fully obedient to the authority of the HOLY BIBLE.

KotORThis user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

W&NThis user is White & Nerdy.

This user is a fan of Johnny Cash

CASHThis user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

This user knows who brought Sexy Back

:)This user is a native speaker of smileys.

LOLThis user is naturally funny and sometimes laughs at his/her own joke.

This user is a jokester or comedian.

This user is insane.

Mike	This user's favorite Ninja Turtle is Michelangelo.

This user knows that whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

SupermanThis user is neither a bird nor a plane.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

WBA
GNF
ARBThis user thinks Dave Barry would be a good name for a rock band. And this user is not making that up.

AThis user knows that Jesus is the
Alpha & OmegaΩ

This user enjoys the works of Beatrix Potter.

George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.

This user is a fan of the Iliad.

This user is a fan of the Odyssey.

AF	This user will work harder, and thinks Napoleon is always right.

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.

This user is part of the Angel Experiment.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

This user's favorite character from the Inheritance Trilogy is Saphira.

SnapeThis user thinks Severus Snape is sexy.

This user's Patronus is a Lobster.

DAThis user is a member of
Dumbledore's Army

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

One
RingThis user stole the Precious. It's ours and we wants it!

Thunder Clan

This user pledges allegiance to ThunderClan

This user loves writing, but can hardly find the time to do so.

This user would donate to the Wikimedia Foundation if they could; however, they are too young to do so or do not have a credit card.

This user acts like an administrator on the English Wikipedia but really isn't one.

This user is one in 48,463,168.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 2 years.2Y

This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user lives for black olive pizza.

This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life.

This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

This user eats way too much Quiche

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chili.

This user likes scones and pronounces it scOWNes instead of scONes.

BAM!	This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

"Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad."

This user practically inhales jalapeños.

This user loves bacon!

Ain't

This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right?

snukThis user says snuck.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

man-
kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

Y'allHey y'all! This user is a fan or speaker of Southern dialect, where we have "owl" not "oil" like them Yankees.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

big wordsThis user opposes the use of esoteric, abstruse and recondite ^big words in Wikipedia articles when simple ones will do.

which
thatThis user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

than
thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

based

Based on experience, this user knows that based off is nearly always incorrect.

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

This user thinks good grammar is sexy.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex

This user prefers the cereal comma.

its
it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

’sThis user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!

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!!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

"..!"This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of quotation marks.

;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

USage declineThis user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.

Y'allThis here user talks Southern, y'all.

This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

8+This user has run an 8 minute mile. (and is too honest)

This user is an archer.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

This user enjoys biting newbies and vandals, and you are next.

BLOCKThis user is not blocked from editing Wikipedia, but would like to be some day.

Ho hum, don't mind me, I'm just a humble Wikipedian.