User:Jokermage/Flying Spaghetti Westernism
Flying Spaghetti Westernism is a creation myth based on Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Flying Spaghetti Westernism identifies Sergio Leone as an incarnation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Beliefs
[edit]Many of the beliefs fundamental to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism have been reinterpreted in Flying Spaghetti Westernism:
- An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster took the form of an Italian film director and then created the universe, starting with a desert, graveyards and Clint Eastwood.
- All props pointing towards plot development were intentionally placed by the film crew.
- Droughts, stampedes, tornados, and other natural disasters were engineered by the special effects team.
- It is disrespectful to teach FSW without wearing a cowboy costume.
- The director continues to guide human affairs through homages.
- Prayers to the director are typically ended with a three-way shoot out, scored by Ennio Morricone.
- Heaven has a brothel and a saloon.
- Jokermage is the token preacher in this film.
- Every January 3 is a religious holiday.