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Dylan P Lancaster was born on November 3rd, 2010, in Houston Texas. His first words were "Mama", which he spoke in January of 2011 when he was two months old. Dylan took his first steps on March 4th, 2011, when he was five months old. His parents were very excited and decided to reward him with his favorite snack: Grain and Grow strawberry puffs. When his mother was pregnant with his younger brother, Owen Lancaster, his family moved to Pennsylvania because their current house would be too small for two young children. Dylan would attend preschool at Vamos preschool where he would learn many songs to help memorize the Days of the week and the ABCs. In 2016 his family had to move back to Texas because of Dylan's father getting an opportunity for work. He would attend kindergarten and first grade at Colony Bend Elementary School. Here he would get his first girlfriend before getting split up because of inappropriate activity. Moving houses once again in 2018, he had to move schools and attend Colony Medows Elementary School. In second grade he got another girlfriend but had to be split up because she moved to Mexico. He was quite the troublemaker until he graduated to middle school, earning a total of 14 office referrals. He would attend Middle School at Fort Settlement Middle School in Sugarland, Texas. In 6th grade he pulled a famous prank. Dylan put up a poster that read: Passionate Empathetic Nice Intelligent Sympathetic. This was a secret poem that spelled out an inappropriate word. The poster stayed up outside of the teachers' lounge for two months before being taken down. Dylan was punished with detention. On the last day of school, he confessed his feelings to his crush, who he had liked for the entire year. He was brutally rejected in front of all of his friends. 7th grade was quite a boring year for Dylan. Not much happened until the end of the year when he and his friends stole 10 bags of candy from his science teacher. She didn't find out and they ate all of the candy. He would begin 8th grade in 2024. After many years, he finally got his first real girlfriend, who he is still with to this day. Will update article at end of my school year. I am Dylan and I am my own citation.