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en-3This user can contribute with an advanced level of English.

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de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

This user comes from Georgia.

This user opposes aggressive separatism in and the Russian occupation of Abkhazia and South Ossetia and supports the unity of the Georgian state.

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A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Moral: Don't EVER be late.

Hello! I'm Levan from Tbilisi, Georgia . Currently I’m not active on Wikipedia and only make some minor edits to fix the mistakes I come across. If you want to contact me, please feel free to use Skype.

Me @ Georgian Wikipedia
Me @ Wikipedia Commons

Articles created by me:

• Koba Davitashvili
  
• Kakha Kukava
  
• Irakli Abuseridze
  
• Caucasus Online
  
• MagtiCom
  
• Zurab Pochkhua
  
• Geocell
  
• Georgian Land Forces
  
• Cooperative 09
  
• 2A3 Kondensator 2P
  
• Masta Ace discography
  

Rewritten/Expended/Heavily modified/:

• Mamuka Kurashvili
• National Guard of Georgia
• Konstantin Leselidze