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Area of Improvement (AOI or A.O.I.) is a rock band founded in Ohio in early March of 2007 by Boss, Jaybee Deesee, Rap-Masta B, and Wolfstein Von Halen. They are currently working on their first album, named either Boss or Young Earth, which will feature their hits "ABC" (a parody of T.N.T.) and "Black Hawk." Boss is currently working on a song called "Julianna," and he has an idea for "Where the Hell is Taco Bell?"

A prop used at a concert.

Wolfstein's favorite artist ("yeah, we know it's Chuck Norris, but we didn't have any good pix of Kenny Chesney." - Boss

Members

• Boss- Writer of ABC, is credited with founding the band in the first place. He mainly plays drums, although he admits, "I dont know how to play the things." He is distinguised by his French film director's beret. He has been involved in a few romantic relationships before.

• Jaybee Deesee (JB/DC)- Wrote the melodies of "ABC" and "Black Hawk," is credited with creating the bands name after his music teacher told him that there was "area for improvement" in their music. He plays guitar and piano, and is the only member that can actually read music. He has not been involved with a girl romantically.

• Rap-Masta B- usually referred to as Master B, is credited with writing "Black Hawk" only moments after JB thought of the band's name. He plays drums with Boss and Wolfstein, in adition to being the lead singer. He is the only band member in a romantic relationship at the moment.

• Wolfstein Von Halen- Famous for his "odd, ludicrous, goofy laughs," he is the bands main drummer. JB thinks he should grow a mullet. He has not been romantically involved yet.

Albums

Young Earth

Song	Lyrics by	Melody By	Notes
ABC	N/A (see notes)	Masta B & JB	A parody of the abc song (Public Domain) and T.N.T. (AC/DC)
Black Hawk	Masta B	Masta B & JB	Based on "true events" experienced by Masta B
Julianna	Boss	Boss	Written as an ode to Boss's "godsista" and his dog.
Where the Hell is Taco Bell?	Boss	JB	Idea came when Boss was waiting for a Taco Bell delivery man who was running late
Go Back to Texas	Boss	Bowling for Soup	Written as a parody of Come Back to Texas by Bowling for Soup, and a satire of President George W. Bush
Young Earth	Boss	Boss & Pink Floyd	The refrain was written by Boss while he was singing Us and Them in the shower and forgot the words.
Sweet Home St. Jews	Mainly Boss and JB, although Wolfstein contributed to the lines also	Lynyrd Skynyrd	Written as a parody of Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama"
The Bells	Edgar Allan Poe	Pink Floyd	Boss thought of singing Poe's Poem "The Bells" to Pink Floyd's Time one night
Dark Side of the Rainbow	Boss	Boss and Pink Floyd	Boss is obsessed with the Dark Side of the Rainbow Effect, and he wrote a song that combined the melodies from Dark Side of the Moon songs and alternative lyrics that make reference to Wizard of Oz and Star Wars
Sandwich from eBay	Boss	Led Zeppelin	Boss wrote this song as parody of "Stairway to Heaven," to comment on how we fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way by letting the internet control our lives, and to make fun of how people buy sandwiches with a "Jesus face" toasted on them from eBay.

DMN 17

Song	Lyrics by	Melody by	Notes
Wikipedia Song	Boss	Black Sabbath	A protest song meant to be sung to Iron Man, complaining about how "[the singer] got blocked today/...for copyright shit/ something 'bout the pix on [his] userpage/ guess they weren't fair use/ what the hell does fair mean?".

Trivia

• AOI almost named themselves Krÿsa Müиchowzëи (after one of their school teachers), but they changed it at the last moment due to naming privelage difficulties.
• The only reason the band got together was because of a school assignment where they had to write a kid's song. They almost, however, got a bad grade on it because their music teacher said it was "to loud... [and] will make the kids cry." Boss's reaction to this: "In which case, sir, these kiddies are gonna wet their pants when they hear us play."
• AOI is having negotiations made with the Orvrix Foundation to fund the production of their deput album, Boss or Young Earth.
• Masta B temporarily left AOI in April 2007 because "I'm not singing some gay song just to suck up to the teachers."

Influences

Rock music is the favorite genre of 3 out of the 4 members (Wolfstein likes country), and thus their music is mainly rock-oriented. AC/DC and Van Halen are the bands main influences, although a bit of Queen and Beatles does show up too (Boss is a die-hard Beatle fan).

Upcoming Events

AOI is scheduled to perform at St. Jews University Rockathon in late May, 2007 for a group of their friends and fans. They are scheduled to perform in the finale, playing "Sweet Home St. Jews."

External Links

• AOI's official site
• The Orvrix Foundation's official site