User:Doubleomarty

Doubleomarty

Born in rural Kentucky. Doubleomarty is 17 years old and plays quick recall for the Academic Team. He also competes in Future Problem Solving. In FPS he has placed at the state level (6th place). Doubleomarty is also a self proclaimed not-so-prominant fan of Vicki's Hontus [1], but reguardless of his own modesty, he is very prominant in the fields of hontusing. He's hawt. Momma described him as: "A winner this time." Doubleomarty has recently been informed by Facebook, the social networking site, that he is in a relationship with Vicki's Hontus. Doubleomarty is ridiculously well endowed.

Interests

Doubleomarty likes watching movies and looking for kittens. He enjoys doing these things with Vicki's Hontus in the near vicinity. He is also a professor of Balistics with a growing intrest in the field of Kinesthetics.

Activities

Doubleomarty has recently been known to be "in." He has recently been known to mean his "in-ness." Doubleomarty is an excellent pillow and protector of Vicki's Hontus. He guards her sacred hontus from scary lesbians. He also tends to vomit every other date with Vicki's Hontus, but she loves him even more.

Awards/Rankings

Doubleomarty has recently been named the 604th best Quick Recall player in America. His Quick Recall team was also named the 110th best in America.

Aliases

Fierce Puma Junglecat