User:CombinatoriallyPlastic

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In a combinatorially existential manner, with an accent as artifical as plastic is to carbon based geologically natural (sic); and life as is defined as being reproductive and metabolic by Earth-based academics of the biological fields of study in the pseudo Ivory Towers of tenured research conclusions.

So it goes.