User:Citation unneeded

Name

Though my username is clearly a play on a well-know template, it does not mean that I have any disregard for Wikipedia's policies (quite the opposite). My aim was to come up with a slightly tongue-in-cheek name that pertained to Wikipedia, and though surprised by the fact that it wasn't already taken, I'm stuck with it now.

Userboxes

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

en-∞	This user speaks English at a godlike level.

BLAHThis user is interested in linguistics and etymology.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

snukThis user says snuck.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

In linguistics, this user prefers descriptivism over prescriptivism.

OEDThis user uses Oxford spelling.

A, B, and
A and BThis user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

Speakers Know Best

This user recognizes that grammar comes from humans, not from the heavens. Trust native speakers.

This user advocates the
logical and consistent reform
of English orthography.

a lot alotThis user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.

[aɪ pʰiː eɪ]This user is capable of using the International Phonetic Alphabet.

This user is haunted by the times they forgot to use an edit summary.
Out, damned spot! What, will these hands ne'er be clean?

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.