International Rutabaga Curling Championship
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The International Rutabaga Curling Championship takes place annually at the Ithaca Farmers' Market, New York state, on the last day of the market season, which is typically the third weekend in December.
History
[edit]The International Rutabaga Curling Championship started spontaneously in December 1997. Vendors at the Ithaca Farmers' Market began rolling their wares down the main aisle with the intent to stay warm; vendors did not discriminate about what they threw, and even frozen chickens were utilized.[1] Rules have since been developed by Steve Sierigk, the High Commissioner of the International Rutabaga Curling Championship.
Because the Ithaca Farmers' Market is a food sales operation and thus classified as an essential business, it was allowed to hold the championship in 2020, one of the few events to be held in-person during the COVID-19 pandemic in New York State. Contestants that year were limited to market vendors, with in-person spectating also severely limited.
Rules
[edit]- The court is drawn within the confines of the market midway, composed of roughly flat, wooden planks. The pitch is generally around 79 feet with a circular target at the far end (see curling for a graphical representation of a similar target). Once a rutabaga has been thrown it shall lie on the field of play until all other contestants in that section have rolled. Thrown rutabagas are subject to being knocked by subsequent rolls.
- Contestants are divided into three sections, each competing within themselves. The top three finishers of each section qualify for the championship round. The top three contestants in that round are awarded gold, silver, and bronze medals, along with eternal glory, honor, and fame.
- Only rutabagas are allowed to be used in the competition. Turnips, any other variety of root vegetable, or member of the Cruciferae family will not be permitted. (An exception was made in the 2005 championships to allow the use of turnips. The emergency rule change was necessary because the official rutabagas were frozen and unavailable for use.) Contestants are encouraged to supply their own rutabagas, though vendors may be on hand to provide suitable rutabagas for competition. Modification of the rutabaga is acceptable so long as the rutabaga is always able to roll on every axis.
Winners
[edit]| Year | First place | Second place | Third place |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1997 | No records kept. | History has forgotten. | |
| 1998 (30 athletes) | Ricardo Macareno (The GOAT?) | Not recorded | Not recorded |
| 1999 (50 athletes) | Amy Hnatko (Vender) | Jamin Uticone (Seneca Falls) | Sarah Highland (Ithaca) |
| 2000 | Laura Barros (Ithaca) | Not recorded | Not recorded |
| 2001 | James Neiderhardt (Sacred Seed Farm) | Random woman from the West Coast | Christi Sobel (Vender) |
| 2002 (75 athletes) | David Tregaskis | Jane North | Mark Tucker |
| 2003 | Laura Whiting (Scottish Nat'ls) | Tom "Darth Baga" Torello | Jerry Waid |
| 2004 | Eric Nicholson | - | Harminder "The Beast" |
| 2005 (120 athletes) | Kevin Waskelis (Team Culicious) | Rena Grossman (Team Curlicious) | Karen Hollands (Scottish Nat'ls) |
| 2006 | Artemis Inzinnia (18 months old) | Ray Schlather (an Ithacan adult) | Gavin “The Gavinator” (3 yrs old) |
| 2007 | Adele Lawless (9 yrs old) | Paul Sopor | Dru Santiago |
| 2008 (First yr Rutabaga Chorus!) | Tom "Mantooth" Mansell | Ray Schlather (2nd medal) | David Kingsbury |
| 2009 | Lauretta "Hot and Spicy" Dolch | Steve Paisley | Andy Poshadel |
| 2010 | Nate Nicholson | Christi Sobel (2nd medal) | Sam Moody |
| 2011 (very cold) | Steve Paisley (2nd medal) | James Harrod (10 yrs old) | Michael Glos (Farmer) |
| 2012 | Dave Townsend | “Mr. Sushi from Japan” | "Ethan's Big Ash Rutabaga" |
| 2013 | Matt Christian | Tom McCulloch | Thomas Carter Nicholson |
| 2014 | Todd Stein (Ithaca) | Jeremy Betterly (MA) | Kevin Luke (Cornell) |
| 2015 | Mychael "Chew-Baga" Seubert | Hilary Lucas - Ithaca League of Women Rollers | Jane "Freya the Viking Goddess" Kress |
| 2016 | Hannah “I [Heart] Brassicas” Swegarden | Dawn “Awesome Veggie-Inspired Gnome Hat” Grover | Michael “God” Gloss![2] |
| 2017 | Jim "Hop-along" Meehan | Kaylie Crawford | "Bloody Mary" from the North Pole[3] |
| 2019[4] | Molly Dietz | John Giblin | Andy Borum |
| 2020 | - (covid mess) | - | - |
| 2021[5] | Leo Gulepa | Andrais Crane | Mark “Skull” Tucker |
| 2022 | John "Bear" Harloff clawed his way with a come-from-behind throw! | Melissa D "Big Mama" | Corbin Street aka "Rusted Rutabaga" |
| 2023[6] | Emily Brenner - Team SWIFTIE | Scott Riess | Elliot Walsh |
| 2024 | Henry Tompkins (Team Coverfield Bridge) | JT Tompkins (Team Coverfield Bridge) | Michael Vega |
Starting in 2022, a new award was established for an athlete who the referees considered to have gone "above and beyond" for the sport, called the "Refs' Choice Award" and determined by unanimous decision by the referees.
2022 Award Winners: The CURL GIRLS Cheerleaders, who collectively inspired the entire competition to up their game.
2023 Award Winner: CHEWBAGA (former Gold Medal 2015) who has been one of the warmest competitors year after year given his costume. Since wookies live a long time, we may see him on the winner boards again. A very affable wookie, indeed, and not a fuzzball at all unless you use a large hair dryer on him after a bath.
2024 - Award went to an athlete dressed in red. She danced during much of the entire event and spread happiness though the dancing may have been to keep warm since it was in the teens for much of the event. Congrats!
- In 2002, 8-year-old David Tregaskis took the gold. Tregaskis was also noted as the youngest competitor in 2003.
- In 2004, Eric Nicholson bested the competition for gold at age 10.
- In 2005, team Curlicious, composed of students from Cornell University, sported two of the top three finishers. Kevin Waskelis and Rena Grossman, both of Curlicious, took gold and silver respectively.
- Also in 2005, a team of 13 pirates with eye patches competed, but not one of them placed. Team Big Hair Curlers also competed.
- In 2008, the #41 rutabaga collided with a wooden barrier and split into two pieces. On inspection, the rutabaga was found to be rotten in the middle. In a controversial decision, the crowd voted to award contestant #41 a replacement rutabaga and another throw. That rutabaga was awarded to Tom Mansell, who went on to win first place in the 2008 competition.
- In 2013, Thomas Carter Nicholson a silver for the Nicholson Dynasty - a local legendary family that wore regal outfits every year and had great energy.
- In 2015, the Turnip Toss was of particular mention. Gold was won by Jocely-Arms-Roberts, aka. "J-Tosser" (Canada), Silver by Isaac Albrecht, aka. "Isaac" (US) and Bronze by Logan, aka. "Looooo!" (Terrace Place). This was the FIRST Canadian Gold in Rutabaga Curling. But... The CLOSEST-EVER throw recorded was by Genevieve Z., landing ATOP the target, bringing back shades of the 2006 controversial win by Artemis Inzinnia, who was ALSO 18-months old at the time. Refs debated the legality of the turnip not actually touching the planks when Genevieve suddenly withdrew from the competition due to being cranky, according to her mom. She was also suspected of juicing (apple).
- In 2017, we had a camera crew from VSPN (Vegetable Sports Projectile Network) live-broadcast the Curl.
- In 2020, the Rutabaga Curl went viral. Only market vendors were allowed to curl at the in-person event. Non-vendor participants curled their rutabagas at home and were encouraged to send video evidence as proof of their efforts.
- For 2021-2023, the Curl has returned with more ado. The IRCC signed a contract with Rent-A-Gladiator from the security establishment "Ben Hur, Done That" for God and Goddess protection (as if they need it?)
- To date, no champion has ever successfully defended his or her title, though four contestants have medaled twice. In both 2001 and 2009, Christi Sobel medaled. This may be due in part to divine intervention as she has been our Rutabaga Goddess for most of the run of this event. In 2008 Ray Schlather became the first curler to medal twice, taking the silver again after a similar performance in 2006. In 2011, Steve Paisley, who took second place in 2009, returned with his vintage, frozen rutabaga to take the gold medal at the Curl. (Steve, pushing fate, came back the next year with the same 'baga and it exploded upon impact with his first throw. Steve is now featured in a contemporary Aesop's fable about greed.) Michael Gloss won third place in both 2011 and 2016.
Notes
[edit]- ^ "The International Rutabaga Curl - Ithaca Farmers Market - Ithaca NY". www.rutabagacurl.com. Archived from the original on 8 March 2018. Retrieved 5 January 2018.
- ^ "International Rutabaga Curling Championship". www.facebook.com. Retrieved 5 January 2018.
- ^ "Results of the 20th Anniversary International Rutabaga Curl". www.facebook.com. Archived from the original on 2022-02-26. Retrieved 11 May 2018.
- ^ "Annual Rutabaga Curling Championship marks end of outdoor farmer's market for 2019". 24 December 2019.
- ^ "The 2021 International Rutabaga Curling Championship Recap Is In". Facebook. 30 December 2021.
- ^ "Gallery: 2023 International Rutabaga Curling Championship winners announced". 18 December 2023.
External links
[edit]- International Rutabaga Curling Championship Official Page Archived 2018-03-08 at the Wayback Machine
- Advanced Rutabaga Studies Institute
- Images