Draft:William Gorge

William Gorge (gore-gay) When William was a young boy, he lived a full and nourished life in the heart of Serbia. He was born with the name Božidarka Đorđević. Bozidarka (Bozzy for short) filled the small kettle until it was full. When he turned on the kettle, however, the water spilled over the top and he wasted precious water. His father gave him a whoop with the cane. After this, Bozzy was scared like a little dog and he ran and ran until his short legs couldn’t take it and he collapsed. As he woke up, he found himself in the middle of the forest with nothing but trees for miles. He was still half asleep when he noticed big brown bears on their hind legs jumping around him with him in the middle of a brown bear circle. They started chanting and screaming and Boz was confused but soon started joining in when he realized the pattern in their chants. They continued “HELGER TUNA FISH, HELGER TUNA FISH, HELGER TUNA FISH” Boz was astonished and impressed with these bears and immediately chanted with them. They all yelled HELGER TUNA FISH while clapping rhythmically. The bears took Boz in as one of their own and every day, they would groom, feed and protect Boz until one day, police arrived to the Forrest where Boz had been staying for the past year or so of his life. The police were so excited to see Boz as there was a search party dedicated to him for so long and they finally found him. Boz on the other hand was not so excited and felt like the brown bears understood him better than any human had ever. He cried and wailed to the bears begging the police officers to let him stay. When asked who he was talking to, he explained to the police about how he was looked after by the generous brown bears and soon after, Bozzy was diagnosed with schizophrenia. However, he knew what he saw was not made up and they had showed him the way of Helgerism which is quickly converted to after experiencing worshiping Helger. When he was back at his home he felt depressed and incomplete without his god so he fled to the town centre. While in the town centre, he met his soon-to-be wife, Vladmir. Upon meeting the love of his life at the young age of only 7, Božidarka knew she was the one for him. Soon, they ran away from their un-accepting parents and flew to a small town on the out-skirts of Alaska where they started their family and procreated at the age of 10. Upon moving to Alaska, Bož was relentlessly bullied and picked on because of his odd, Serbian name. This led him to become very insecure and felt he needed to change it. At 9, Bozidarka had enough and changed his name to William Gorge. When Vladmir and William turned 16, they moved back to Serbia with their 6 children and raised them as Christan slaves. Now, at the age of 107, Willy is pouring his heart out into beautiful story books which capture the lives of his lively and positive characters. Some of these story books include: The Lonely Allied Nun (his biggest hit), Green Jacket Kebabs, The Youth Trade of a Runner, Tommys Great Adventure and many more to come. "Heart worming and classical book by William Gorge" says Janik Linder, a professional story book reviewer. This is just one of the many compliments that William gets from his talented and thoughtful books. Jannik even went as far as saying that The Lonely Allied Nun is the best book in Alaska. Today, Willy can be found roaming the streets of Serbia, longing for his parents and begging for forgiveness. All informnation was directly told to me personally by William.