Draft:Johnny Farts
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Johnathan (Johnny) Arthur Farts
[edit]Biography
[edit]Johnathan (Johnny) Arthur Farts was born on 1923 January 28 in Javisa, Oregon, U.S.A. to Arthur John Farts (Born 1897 April 9) and Marylin Monroe Harts (Born 1898 December 21). John had 2 older siblings: Louis John Farts (Born 1918 June 28) and David Henry Farts (Born 1921 September 32). Johnny had 3 younger siblings: Mary Kalama Farts (Born 1924 June 1), Edward George Adam Farts (Born 1926 October 31) and Jane Polio Farts (Born 1929 August 22). Johnny's mother died on 1931 May 2 in childbirth. John only has 1 known grandparent called Johnathan Franz Farts (Born 1874 June).
Early Life
[edit]Not much is know of Johns early life from 1925-1930 but his oldest brother died in 1928 from an unknown virus. In 1931 the family moved to New Mexico. Johnny's mother died in 1931 from child birth, 2 years later in 1935 Arthur Farts started a burger joint called "Fart Burgers" before quickly changing the name to "Arthurs Burgers" where he forced all of his children to work. In 1936 Johns youngest sibling Jane Farts fell into a grease trap and died drowning in hot grease.
Teen Years
[edit]In 1937 David Johns, oldest brother, attempted to run away to Las Vegas, Nevada however he was caught by his father and beaten to a pulp. That same year Arthur John Farts married a woman called Elizabeth Mary Brown (Born 1909 May 18) who was a daughter of a very wealthy man. In 1938 Arthur moved his family to Texas, Johns half-brother Micheal Louis Farts (born 1938 August 28) was born that same year. Arthur had moved his family to a ranch and they made a decent living off of it, John helped the most and his father decided he would get the ranch when he died. In 1939 Arthur beat his wife alongside his eldest son, Arthur then committed suicide. Elizabeth's father adopted his step grandchildren alongside his own grandson and treated them all like his own.
War Service
[edit]In 1941 John enlisted in The United States Army, he was injured in 1943 where he was sent to London to heal that's where he met his wife, Dorothy Anne Jones (Born 1923 April 9), John had impregnated her while he was in London, however he didn't find out until after the was because in 1944 he was sent out to D-Day. After the war John learnt of his newborn son and named him Arthur Jones Farts. In 1946 John returned to America to see his family one last time as he was moving to London.