Hollie♠, Jenny♦, and Brandy's♣ Grades

Hollie's♠	Jenny's♦	Brandy's♣
A's	A's	D's and F's

Wizard's Association for the Protection of the Sun
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Hackensnyfer♦ became the Pope...but Snow Leopard♠ became the Moon!

Snow Leopard♠

On September 37, 3078, the Wizard's Association for the Protection of the Sun was formed. They were founded by the great wizards Hackensnyfer and Snow Leopard who, at the time, worked as local donkey walkers. The Wizard's Association for the Protection of the Sun (WAPS) is an elite organization of powerful wizards and war locks formed to defend the rights of the Sun after the Moon tried to destroy it in 3077. Their motto is "When the going gets tough, the tough go to buy Slurpies."

Their headquarters are located in Dracula's castle, Transylvania. Smaller branches are located throughout the world. All of their offices are painted Smurf Blue in honor of Papa Smurf. They were responsible for the 1953 Magic Attacks in Kazakhstan and the 1967 Mysterious Foot Vanis hing in Chile.

On April 21, 12 B.C. the organization broke up because Hackensnyfer and Snow Leopard had a dispute over who would go first in a game of Connect Four. They sacrificed the remaining members to The Sun. Today, the sun is powered by the billions of wizards sacrificed on that day. In October of sometime after that, the few members of the group who survived got together and brought back the Wizard's Association for the Protection of the Sun, but decided to rename it for personal reasons. They are known today as Hogwarts.

The History of The Magnificent Three (♠♦♣)

Once there lived three smart - well, two were smart - people. They did not know each other at the time; neither did they know that their destinies were one and the same...to save the world. The first, a goody two shoes named Potato Chip ♠, spent her life doing homework, playing video games, and reading like a good goody two shoes should. The second, a bored to death Asian named Chop Stick ♦, spent her days on the internet, and reading pointless fan fiction. The third, named Liquor ♣, occupied her time with sick fantasies of old guys such as Jared Leto and Gerard Way.

On the other side of the world, in Madagascar, a discovery had been made. A discovery that would change every thing. A temple, whose architecture is of unknown origin but with Egyptian, ancient local African, and even Roman features, had been stumbled upon by a man named Patianu(means "one who trips"). It had been swallowed by the wild jungle for what scientists believe to be at the very least - if you judge by the Roman architecture - 2200 years old. Written in Egyptian on one of its many pillars was a sort of rhyme translated so "Three there will come, great they will do, much will they save" and written in Roman "death will come by many, but life will come by three". There are also paintings made by the ancient local Africans depicting a great war and salvation from it. Found on the unknown architecture were odd new symbols such as these "₪ ℳ ¤ ʡ ɤ ʘ ɶ ʝ ₫ ৳ א ע ɚ ɑ" but the most astounding were these "♠ ♦ ♣". As you know these are the symbols for the Spades, Diamonds, and Clubs on playing cards, the only problem is that they're on a 2200 year old ruin in Madagascar. These Spades, Diamonds, and Clubs were drawn in the African pictures as the salvation.

Agents Potato Chip♠, Liquor♣, and Chop Stick♦

Agent Potato Chip♠

Years of Service	Rank	Section
25 Years	Special Agent	7, Anti Terrorism

Agent Liquor♣

Years of Service	Rank	Section
23 Years	Special Agent	5, Bomb Squad

Agent Chop Stick♦

Years of Service	Rank	Section
24 Years	Special Agent	3, Virus Control