User:Pair of pants

hello, my name is Pair of Pants and i was born on the 01/01/07. this is my online journal which will be shared with you all* (*the people that on this website that is.)

there is this guy who doesn't believe i am really pair of pants. this guy's name is trent!!! :(   :(   :(

famous peopleonce known by pair of pants. peter. john howard, and CHUCK NORRIS. it is not a commom fact, but! i, (a simple pair of pants) used to be worn by Chuck Norris on his 13th birthday, when he first roundhoused kick someone in the face.

hello i am pair of pants i am on u right now i come in many colours and sizes $E=MC2$

LETS HUG IT OUT, BITCHES!

ChatThis user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

This user types with their feet.

XThis user plays the Xbox.

You might very well think that. This user couldn't possibly comment.

This user had an accident and woke up in 1973.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

LOSTThis user is not one of them. "So... you got any milk?"

Kermit is this user's hero.

This user secretly wants to be the Black Power Ranger

d'oh!This user calls the big one Bitey.

ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!

MoeThis user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.

BENDER B. RODRIGUEZBite this user's shiny metal ass!

This user is not afraid of the Evil Monkey.

entourageThis user says "Lets hug it out, bitches."

^TOThis user is a fan of The Offspring.