User:Cnutvictim
| GOY | This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up. |
 | This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
| This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls |
| UBX | This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes. |
| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with. |
| THIS USER A SPLODE. | 
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. |
| ego | This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
| JoW | This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. |
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. |
| File:750px-High voltage warning.svg.png | No user serviceable parts inside. |
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This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family. |
| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through! |
| .sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatonoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN |
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| File:Skullnbones.gif | This user is too pirate for your internet. This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine |
| C:\>_ | This user contributes using DOS. |
| Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. |
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
 | This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg. |