User:BiophysicsGuy

Yeah, this is my page. MY page.

You wish you could edit this page. But it's mine

What's that, you want to edit this page? Denied.

Oh, hi, how can I help you? Oh, no we dont allow edits here.

Haiku for a Page:

Welcome to my page

To request edits, get f-

-Fondly used to "no"

I think perhaps I misunderstand the intended purpose for a user page.