User talk:Jeremy Wordsworth

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Incident

On March 20, between 11.00 and 11.15 a.m., as I was making the rounds of my customers, I saw an object fall from the sky. I couldn't tell what it was but thought that it might be an aeroplane crashing to the ground. I ran to help the possible victims and found an airship of gigantic proportions, which I calculate to have measured between 150 and 200 metres long. I was surprised but not frightened and did not realise at that moment what I had actually seen. I noticed how a large door opened in the tail end of the ship and how a formation of three smaller ships, in the shape of yo-yos, approximately 8 metres long, proceded to enter the larger one; but the last one turned and came slowly towards me. At this, I turned on my heels and ran quickly to my car and drove off, and was followed by this smaller ship, at intervals, for a distance of 15 kilometres. It then disappeared at an extremely high speed without making any sound at all. These ships were of a colour that looked like aluminium, gave off no lights or noises, and this is about all I can tell you, except that, just seeing it quickly and under these conditions, I did not notice anything that appeared to be windows or openings that might serve as doors.

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